Plural party like it's 1999.

When it comes to celebrating the holidays, nobody does it better (or perhaps more twisted) than my place of employment. You see, our holiday parties are themed costume parties. This year's theme?

Super Heroes.

And while it would've been perfectly acceptable for Hailey and I to attend as Superman and Wonder Woman, we opted for something a little less conventional.

Introducing The Polygamist Avenger.