I am cursed with flight delays.

If you are one of those people who, no matter what you do, just cannot make it to a flight on time I have your solution. Start booking the same flights as I do. If you do, you'll be guaranteed at least two hours of extra time, every time. So stop rushing out the door. Stop exceeding the speed limit. Stop pushing elderly people out of the way in the security check point line. Just book the same flight as me and all your worries will be taken care of.

Just sit back and... sit back... and sit back... and sit back... and sit back and... relax and eventually enjoy your flight.

However, if you do not need extra time and do not enjoy having your flights delayed, well then I suggest you book elsewhere. A certain someone here at the Denver International Airport who I shall refer to as, Marv, is certainly not a fan of the delayed flight. He's also not a fan of keeping his voice down or keeping his cool all together. It's as though Marv actually thinks that if he yells at the United Representative manning the counter the plane will somehow magically become de-delayed.


I'll let you know how this turns out.

UPDATE: 9:14PM - Almost boarded plane then they discovered a window needed to be replaced. Delayed again.