Wednesday, November 30, 2005

You know, it just wouldn't be the holidays without some Walmart tramplings.

Nothing says, "Happy Holidays" quite like a long line of toothless early birds, elbows raised and ready for battle. Nothing ushers in the seasonal spirit like a ceremonial opening of sliding glass doors. Nothing fills the heart like a blood spill on Isle 4.

Nothing warms the cockles of the heart quite like Black Friday, White Monday, Yellow Tuesday or Perrywinkle Thursday.

Nothing creates the feeling of chestnuts roasting on an open fire like 70% off 100% crap.

But what does say Christmas? THIS


Blogger more caffeine, please said...

Ha ha ha! I myself was one of those freaks out shopping on Black Friday. And it ROCKED.

8:22 PM

Blogger ~j. said...

I was, too (wrote about it, if you're interested...). I didn't go to stuff-mart, though. They're the debil.

9:02 PM

Anonymous JC said...

Check this out.

9:43 PM

Blogger :: STEVE :: said...

Holy crap, jc! Now THAT is what I'm talking about.

9:53 PM

Blogger ~j. said...

jc, where did that come from?

4:26 PM

Blogger ~j. said...

Nevermind, JuanCarlos. I just saw it on the Today show.

8:25 AM


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