Just when I was convinced that I was safe from OCD, a beloved co-worker brought another example of my strange behavior to my attention.
CO-WORKER: Steve, why do you always remove the labels from juice bottles before you drink them?
ME: What? I don't do that.
CO-WORKER: Yes you do. You just did.
ME: Oh, I did, didn't I?
CO-WORKER: Yeah, why do you do that?
ME: I don't know, I guess I just do.
Said co-worker then raised an eyebrow that said, "Okay Mr. Psycho" and walked off. Oh crap. Am I Mr. Psycho? Were her eyebrows telling the truth - a truth that not even I realize? Is it only a matter of time before I slash people up with dull butter knives and hide their carcass remains in used mattresses? Mattresses that I've removed the labels from? Run away people, run away!
posted by : STEVE : at 9:07 AM
3 Comments:
I see no problem here.
*ahem*
Don't you hate when the glue is all gummy and won't come OFF of the stupid bottle already?
2:33 PM
A friend from PA and I used to do this incessantly. It's the first step in making Gatorade bottle bombs at girls' camp.
8:16 AM
I only remove them if they are the slightest bit loose. If they are stuck, fine. If not, they must go. I can't stand having a lukewarm label. I spew it from my mouth.
9:11 AM
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