Friday, February 16, 2007

It has often been said of me that I am easily entertained.

While this post is not admitting to such foolhardy claims, the following has kept me fairly entertained this morning. You see, as a youth in rural Idaho, I was often overjoyed at the conclusion of a successful prank call. And now, as an "adult," I've found a way to reach a similar sense of satisfaction. I call it, VWNED (video + owned = vwned). It's simple really. All you have to do is follow these simple instructions.

1. Turn on isight (or whatever web cam you have).
2. Prepare your pose.
3. Invite a friend to view your camera.
4. Have your mouse positioned on the close application button.
5. As soon as your friend accepts invite, hit 'em with all you've got.
6. Quickly close application and yell "VWNED!"
7. Revel in the satisfaction that your image is frozen on their screen.

Guaranteed to provide hours of fun for the whole family. The following are a few of my recent VWNINGS.

The Thong Head
Always a classic. The Thong Head combines vintage bodily humor with sophistication and style.

The Romance Novel
Perhaps more subtle than most, The Romance Novel packs some serious punch.

The Slightly Challenged Tourist
Guaranteed to get a reaction. The magic is really in the lazy eye.

The Mad Bomber
Whoa Nelly! The startling Mad Bomber is perfect for quiet office settings.

Drunk Rubber Fingers
Should not be attempted by novice vwners.


Blogger Hailey said...

am I seriously married to you?

11:56 AM

Blogger : STEVE : said...

sealed, even.


1:05 PM

Blogger more caffeine, please said...

What. The. Hell.

A. Beard? You ARE trying to be Justin Timberlake!

B. Thong? Hailers....??

C. Master Stroke? Seriously??

And where's the tribute to your brave wife after her ordeal? Again. What. The. Hell?

6:18 PM

Blogger wendysue said...

Master Stroke... you're right...subtle.

10:59 AM

Blogger AzĂșcar said...

Maybe I work with too many guys but...


10:59 AM

Blogger n8 b said...

Loved the Mad Bomber! Outfuckinstanding!

4:47 PM

Blogger Benzo said...

Son... you gotta panty on your head.

11:16 AM


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