I have bling all up in my grill.


Yes, that's right. Last week I received a shiny gold tooth. I am now part gangster, part pirate. Arrrggghh homie.

Hailey isn't very excited about my new bling. But in time, she'll grow to love the true thug of the open seas I was always meant to be. Hailey, batten down the hatches and let's get raise the rizzoof, yo!