Friday, April 07, 2006

Are you as clever as the New Mexicans?

I'm sitting in the Albuquerque Sunport right now waiting to fly back to SLC. Yes, you read that right, sunport. You see, these crazy jalapenos like to catch you by surprise. They see the world through rose-colored blue blockers and aren't afraid to show it. The rest of the world has airports. They've got a sunport. Suckers!

Here are some other things I've noticed during my stint here.

1. It's windy.
2. It's dusty.
3. The combination of wind and dust is not good.
4. There is little difference between this city and Pocatello, Idaho.
5. It's currently 1995.
6. Alright, I get it. Everything is built with southwestern flair. Good one.
7. The band Winger is from here (Santa Fe).
8. People here still think Winger is cool.
9. Every building I've been in today smells like hotel soap.
10. It's windy and dusty.

5 Comments:

Blogger ~j. said...

Wait. There's a NEW Mexico?

10:02 AM

 
Blogger more caffeine, please said...

What in the sam hell are you doing in New Mexico? Does this involve Keith?

9:12 PM

 
Blogger :: STEVE :: said...

The whole thing would probably make more sense if it did involve Keith. Sadly, it doesn't.

8:27 AM

 
Anonymous gb said...

Silly New Mexicans... don't they know it's 1997?

10:02 AM

 
Anonymous nickcharter said...

so what i want to know is if it was anything like the Weird Al song. did the air really smell like warm rootbeer?

11:18 AM

 

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