It's late. I'm still working. I'm tired. So I blog.

I'm sitting in the edit bay at the lovely Cosmic Pictures in Salt Lake City working on a presentation video for the Utah Office of Tourism. The project is much like wearing headgear - it's about as embarrassing as anything you'll ever do, but at the same time, it simply has to be done. Essentially the piece is a collage of Utah stock footage mingled with clever quips by some of Utah's most notorious. The result? Tears.

A beam of goodness, however, has made its way through the dark fog of lame.

I wiped my tears away just long enough to see the following miracle. This capture came from one of the interviews. Already it has filled my existence with an unspeakable joy.



Anybody who can successfully guess what this man of rotund was saying during this capture will receive a gift of heart-cracking awesomeness.