Hailey, I have a confession.

Last month while I was on a TV shoot in LA someone fell in love with me. I mean, it's cool and all. She's like okay and whatever, but she won't leave me alone. Seriously, she won't stop calling. I get it, I get it. I mean I have a mirror. I'm a total hunk. I have abs of steel. I get it. But c'mon people. There are other fish in the sea.

Question.

Why is it that all celebrity relationships are given an official combo name? You know, like Bennifer. Why is this only reserved for tabloid-worthy celebrities? Why can't us common folk claim these merger monikers? Well, I say it's time we do. For all of you in relationships, what's your combo name? You should have two options to choose from.

From this point forward, Hailey and I are to be known as either Stailey or Heve.

I think we'll go with Stailey.

What's yours?

Yes, it's true. My blog blows.

It's becoming more and more difficult to keep my blog updated it seems. So, as I sit in an airport waiting to board a flight, allow me to catch you all up on the happenings o' Steve.

Yesterday I was in Los Angeles.

Today I'm in Colorado.

Tonight I'll be in Detroit.

Tomorrow I'll be back in Los Angeles.

There, now we're current.

UPDATE: Thanks to unfortunate weather, you can throw a night in Chicago up in there between Colorado and Detroit.